Streaming Monocerus (2008) Online

Monocerus (2008)iMDB Rating: 5.5
Date Released : 6 June 2014
Genre : Adventure, Drama
Stars : Caroline Elgert, Bob Cain, Tony Dadika, Dmitri Friedenberg. Sarah Good is a 14 year old American girl and a talented show jumper. Therefore, no one understands why she suddenly loses control of her horse at a show, and badly injures herself. Sarah herself knows why she fell. In the middle of her jump she had a vision of her long lost grandmother Gudrun Schillingmeyer saying good bye. At the same time an old lady is put to rest in Norway. Gudrun lived a ..." />
Movie Quality : BRrip
Format : MKV
Size : 700 MB

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Sarah Good is a 14 year old American girl and a talented show jumper. Therefore, no one understands why she suddenly loses control of her horse at a show, and badly injures herself. Sarah herself knows why she fell. In the middle of her jump she had a vision of her long lost grandmother Gudrun Schillingmeyer saying good bye. At the same time an old lady is put to rest in Norway. Gudrun lived a long and colored life. Now she follows her daughter Svanhild to her final resting place. What is the connection with Sarah's fear of horses? Sarah knows that she has to get back on her horse, but how? She will find her answer in a remote part of Norway.

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Amazing! Honestly....

This one's a gem, Sincerely one of those so bad it's good flicks! From what I can gather this was a Norwegian endeavor - the real elephant in the room here is the screen writer (Norwegian) although the cinematography guy (also Norwegian) was pretty bad as well, not horrible but defiantly very bad, but like I said the root of this train wreck starts with the script.

I'm not going to even mention the plot - this movie is not about the plot or story lines or characters or any of that, this movie is all about awesomeness! What kind of awesomeness you ask? I'll set the scene a little bit - Native Norwegian guy writes script for a North American audience = massive Troll 2 scale epic failure! But thats just the root of this bitch, she blossoms into a god-damn redwood by the time those beautiful Norwegian bastards snapped back the final cut to this magnificent and wonderful blunder of cinema.

The script alone, bad as it is, is not the whole story of what makes this a "so bad it's good" film... Director I'm looking at you! Apparently the extent of his experience includes a two month stint directing "Jimmy Kimmel live" and a few episodes of the now defunct "Too late with Adam Carolla" back in 2005. Not sure how he landed that gig, but its apparent he didn't last very long and was fired/not asked back soon after... I'm not saying all inexperienced Directors are terrible or even bad, but this guy defiantly fits the bill! Though we are talking about a film where the Assistant Director was also the "Food Stylist" on set, I sh** you not! Check the credits.

So the script was terrible, and in spite of the AD's apparent abilities to whip up some kick ass finger sandwich's for the crew... the directing was terrible as well. That leaves us with the Acting, JACKPOT! Although Daniel Day Lewis himself couldn't have salvaged much from this script, the acting was pure amateur hour, And I wouldn't have wanted it any other way! Quick review: - Horrible native Norwegian guy's script? Check! - Being "performed" by Terribleific "talent"? Check! - Filmed by a Jimmy Kimmel Live wash out director and his finger food slinging Assistant Director buddy? Check and Check! Result? Perfect Storm Trifecta epic win! Conclusion? Watch this movie under the influence of something for best results